Why should you never mention the number 288?īecause it’s “two” gross.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?īecause they’ll never meet. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics.īut graphing is where I draw the line! 31. What do you call friends who love math?Īlgebros! 30.
Have you heard the latest statistics joke? Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?īecause it had more cents. What do you call a number that just can’t stand still?Ī “roamin'” numeral. What is a math teacher’s favorite vacation destination? Why did the two fours skip lunch?īecause they already 8! 23. What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?Ī tangent. Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles?īecause there’s no point! 20. He knew he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? What do you call an empty parrot cage?Ī polygon. What is a math teacher’s favorite snake?Ī pi-thon. Student Two: She must be plotting something.
Student One: I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. Student: Because all my answers are imaginary numbers. Teacher: Why are you turning in a blank sheet of paper? Which tables do you not have to learn?ĭinner tables. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?īecause it was over 90 degrees. What’s a swimmer’s favorite math?ĭive-ision. What is a math teacher’s favorite season?
